Dancing Etiquette 101

An old email....

Dancing Etiquette 101 by Me

1. If a woman looks hesitant to groove with you, she probably doesn't want to.

2. Don't dance with friends of the girl that is interested in you. It's just not P.C.

3. If a girl literally has you at arms length while dancing, there's a reason.

4. Don't keep trying to pull the girl in that has you at arms length by grabbing her hands to put them around your neck.

5. Don't stick your leg between a girl's legs and try to bounce them around like they're riding a bull. This is not a dance move!!

6. A slow dance is not appropriate during a fast dance tune. This is only appropriate when the two people are into each other and even then only under special circumstances.

7. Keep hands and other body parts above the hips and below the ribcage while dancing with uninterested girl. Trust me, if an "accident" happens, this will not make the girl more interested in you. At this point, you are just a pervert trying to cop a feel.

8. At the end of the dance with now irritated, uninterested girl, whatever you do, do not try to kiss her!!! This is totally unacceptable and may result in possible painful repercussion for the guy.

Just trying to keep it real and simplified and hoping that this helps someone in the long run ; - )

Love and kisses,
Rosebud--